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The Generic Teenager Stereotype
Do you drink alcohol?: not often Do you party a lot? How often?: again...not often Do you use drugs for recreational purposes?: sometimes. How often do you use the word like in an average day?: whenever I need to use it.. Do you skip classes?How often?: nope. Do you have casual sex? Protected?: nope. nope. Do you steal?: I stole this quiz.. Do you wear inappropriate clothing?: depends..does having a shirt that says "I *plane* NY" count? Do you drool over celebrities?: nope Do you watch a lot of tv?: way too much.. Do you ever watch the news?: ya..before I goto school..I like to be informed Do you even care about world issues?: if it affects me..yes Do you read books often?: yes. Do you spend most of your time with your friends?: no..I spend most of my time at home in front of my computer screen taking internet quizzes and writing in a journal that no one reads Do you smoke cigarettes? nope. Do you hang out in a lot of malls or at seven elevens?: not often. Do you often find yourself with a crush on someone?: well there's this one guy that I've liked since earlier in the school year..but he's really the only one I've ever had a crush on.. Do you cuss a lot?: sure, why not.. Are you desperate to fit in?: oh yes...look at me, I'm an attention whore.. Are you intelligent?: I don't believe I am but since I have glasses, everyone thinks I am..fucking rednecks..
The Goth Stereotype
Black lipstick?: I don't wear makeup Black eyeliner?:my eyelashes are so thick I don't need it.. Black eyeshadow?: again..I don't wear makeup Black trenchcoat?: nope..but they're cool when they're like...*whoosh* Black boots?: Yep...just like Enid Coleslaw and Daria. Black fishnets?: those are hott.. Black nail polish?: sometimes Cigarettes?: nope.. Heavy metal music?: some of it's good..like..old stuff Marilyn Manson?: don't really listen to his music but I like what he stands for.. Kittie?: I like..one or two of their songs...because of Amie.. Cradle Of Filth: no..anything David listens to is...no.. Constant frown and perpetual angst?: sure, why not.. Do you like to be seen as: seen as what now? Are you an intellectual?: no..I just read communist novels, study philosophy, and discuss political science with everyone I talk to for fun An atheist?: yes...go read some Nietzsche Horrible homelife?: no..I stay here all day..my mom sleeps all day and step-dad's always on the road Hopelessly depressed?: nope.. Suffering with suicidal idealations?: only if I was really going to do it.. Self-mutilation?: ..is for cowards..
The Punk Stereotype
Plaid?: flannel shirts rock my face..so do catholic school slut skirts..but that has nothing to do with "punk".. Big black boots?: ya man..curb-stomp some emo kiddies..just like Donnie Mohawk?: I'm not Donnie.. Excessive piercings?[especially facial]: again..I'm not Donnie Loud, confident, and opinionated?: only on thursdays.. Wild hair colors?: I'll probably cut it all off and dye it pink before school NOFX?: from what I've heard from Kayla's cd player, they're ok.. Rancid?: ..fucking kicks.. Well versed on political scandals and outrages?: yes..but I don't get all that from music and the sterotype of "anarchy" that punks usually stand for.. A: Anarchy?: no..a: amie that fell down the stairs...
The Jock Stereotype
Whats your IQ?: .never taken an IQ test...average, maybe.. Do you watch a lot of sports?: I hate sports.. Do you play a lot of sports?: I'm not active in any activity that involves me running around like an idiot in a uniform in front of alot of people..supporting the school Talk a lot about sports?: jesus, no.. Do you do anything, really, but think about sports?: well since I've started this test..no.. Are you arrogant?: very. Are you a male or female whore?: well seeing that I'm a girl.. Are you a homophobic?: no..I'm a gay teen activist...but I'm not gay..I just support it.. Do you tease other people a lot b/c you want to seem confident?: no..my self-esteem's not high enough to "tease" someone But really youre a quivering mass of insecurity?: of course Boobs=yes?: yes...this is john *points to right* this is ringo *points to left* Parties=yes?: sometimes Dropping out of high school and flipping burgers?: I'm not a quitter when it comes to long term effects that I might regret..
The Girl Stereotype
Do you spend a lot of time on your appearance?: not at all Have you ever been on a diet?: no *throws up on your shoes* How much did you lose?: ... Was it not so much a diet as it was an eating disorder?: of course not.. Make yourself throw up?:... Make-up?: don't need it.. Low-cut tops?: ..for what? How big are your boobies?[cup size]: *mumbles* 36C Do you flip your hair when you talk, even if you dont realize it?: no..I don't touch my hair when I'm talking.. Giggle a lot?: no.. Whats the deal with boys?: they're just people..except maybe that one "boy" that I uh..happen to have a crush on..what is his deal? Thongs?: I have one...got it for xmas from Sammy as a joke..it's black and has a sparkly pink pig on it...it's too small..so no Pretty bras?: no. YM, Teen, Cosmo, et al?: no.. Whos the weaker sex?: it depends on the person, not the sex iteslf.. Are you a feminist?: depends on the issue.. Do you think Brad Pitt is hot?: hm..not my type.. How often do you shave your legs?: when they need it..or when I wear a skirt.. How about your armpits?: every other day.. Are you emotional?: only when I can't help it Especially when youre on your period?: heh..yes..
This or That
Originality or acceptance?: originality Independence or companionship?: you need to be independent to find your companion.. Stability or freedom?: freedom Personal or interpersonal?: personal Introvert or extrovert?: I'm introverted...ech Popularity or Isolation?: Isolation Unique or loved?: unique Understood or individual?: Individual You or them?: I need them to tell me how I am..even if I don't listen..
Yea I know that's lame as fuck but I was bored...
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